Profile: Llama “Said Knock You Out” Llama

Producer At Large

Llama “Said Knock You Out” Llama -- a cappella recording genius.

Tagged the black sheep of his titled, moneyed family after being kicked out of several boarding schools for braying during refectory, Llama discovered his passion for a cappella at an early age. After forming and then spitting violently from several groups, he rose to fame as a solo act with platinum hits “Stubbed My Camel Toe” and “Your Humps.” But the spotlight proved too large a burden, and Llama developed a dangerous alfalfa addiction. Vets told him if he kept snorting, he’d ruin his voice forever. Instead of pulling the wool over his eyes, Llama herd the warning and checked himself into Betty Fur’d. Humbled and sheepish upon his departure, Llama vowed to turn over a new leaf – and now he’s enjoying a whole new breed of success. When he’s not stampeding the stage with his hot new group Alpacapella, he lends his considerable genus to The Vocal Company’s production work.